the fight raged on for a mighty two weeks. but one remained victorious. but who? well your gonna have to read to find out:
it started with alittle smack talk, jesus set the mood by calling numan a little bitch. keeping it cool numan just made remarks about how hed like to tap the virgin mother. the intensity grew as the two stared eachother down. neither one blinking. it lasted for about ten minutes. instantly, the two lunged full speed torward one another. numan went with a punch to the stomach, but with a quick flip, jesus jumped right over his mighty opponent. numan stunned by the flip, was caught off guard, as jesus took out his crusifix. little did numan know that this was no normal cross, but it packed some serious heat. out the end of the cross was a mighty gatling gun, and jesus opened fire on numan. with a burst of energy, numan sommoned the power of the cars shied, blocking all his bullets, cause here in his care, he feels safe as can be. jesus needed to reload his ammo, but no time, numan was already ready to pounce at the lord. numan went for the punch to the face of jesus. a direct hit, right in the nose, jesus fell to the ground bleeding all over his face. with no hesitation, numan sommoned a replica of himself. it had no legs and was hard to avoid. in the time jesus had, he pulled out a bottle of water, and soaked the replica in it. the replica laughed as nothing happened, but after waving his had, jeuss tured hte water into hot boiling battery acid! it melted in agony and pain, and the crowd (of cristians) cheered like crazy! with the upper hand, and a blazing rush from the crowd, jesus took the floating halo from atop his head, and threw it at numan. numan, without even flinching, stayed completly still. it flung by him, barly hitting him in the face, leaving a cut on his cheek that trickled with blood. numan held his finger to the wound, smiled, and ran at jesus. what jesus did not realize is that numan gave him a classic haunting stare, and it petrified him to the point where he couldnt move. numan jumpkicked jesus in the face, taking him down, and instantly jumping on top of jesus, giving his a right, then a left. numan picked jesus up, and threw him across the arena. the new wave people went crazy. suddenly the crowd of jesus fans attacked the numan fans and the crowd started brawling. jesus stood up. "my people, love thy neibor" said jesus. the people instantly stopped and looked at jesus. "violence is not the answer" he said. jesus walked up to numan and put his arm around his shoulder. i can learn to love thy enimy more than thy friends. numan was confused, but was touched by jesus' actions. "he's right" numan said. jesus smiled. "but we can worry about that pussy ass shit later you piece of shit" jesus shouted, as he took out a knife and drove it into the chest of numan. numan, in shock, fell to his knees. the crowd was confused, and in awe. they taked among eachother in absolute horror. "i am the champ, jesus cried out" the crowd, everyone including, ranted in horror. "boooo!" the crowd rored. numan ran up and with his last breath stabbed jesus with his wires attack. jesus, in shock fell to the ground and died. with numans last breath he muttered "bitch ass c***"